Communication!

“My husband said he needed more space, so I locked him outside.”

Roseanne

Money, Money, Money.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

Joan Rivers

Face It

“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso”

Rita Rudner

Words From The Wise

This is a conversation I overheard between two 3 year olds.

No 1: “Where do you live?”

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Fishy Rods

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

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Chinese Pots

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.

At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

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