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Archive for March 19th, 2007

Marriage

Monday, March 19th, 2007

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband.  I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie Corelli 

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Monday, March 19th, 2007

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.  Men invade another country.

Elayne Boosler