Irony of Life

The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere. 

Anon

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"Love thy neighbour - and  if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier."

Mae West

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Are You Mad?

Well probably the answer to that is yes - most of the time actually.

But what I was referring to was those times when the old grey cells seem to leave the building. 

My sister and I have been discussing having a night out and one of the suggestions was to walk to a local pub.  That way we could leave the car at home and have a drink.

We were thinking about tonight, but I said "the local one has an act on every Monday called ‘Bill the Till’, but when I went to take a look with a friend of mine a couple of weeks ago, the pub looked empty"

It was then that my sister explained that Bill the Till was not an act but that everyone’s bills (ie money they have spent on food or drink that night) get raffled off and someone has their money reimbursed each Monday evening!

Aha!!

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